I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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