He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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