i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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