did you get engaged???
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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