My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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