he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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