whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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