i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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