No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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