More tranny stories later!
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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