so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize