dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I have tasted many bathrooms
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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