Christians are straight up FREAKS
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You made out with two different species that night
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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