I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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