Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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