fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
This can only be settled by a dance off.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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