it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
