You work out of a Hotel?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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