if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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