I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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