It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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