Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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