My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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