she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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