i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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