But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he was CRYING into my vagina
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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