in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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