how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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