Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Do vagina's smell?
this just has baby written all over it
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I enjoy the company of your penis
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