I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Sorry about my life...
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