Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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