what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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