My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
