We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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