had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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