There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
