yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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