OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
