Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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