Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The air was thick with penises
Can I color on your dick again?
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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