He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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