My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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