Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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