Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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