ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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