dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I think people are normalizing furries
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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