He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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