would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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