It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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