But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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