he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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