I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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