woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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