I wanna bring you to show and tell
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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