In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
