You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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